I'm so sorry; I'm apologizing ahead of time but I NEED to vent!
I have HAD ENOUGH! I'll NEVER help anyone ever again! NEVER!! I'm either too kindhearted or too stupid...probably both!
Yesterday, it was so freezing cold outside that I took pity on someone and brought him into my home. Yes, out of the kindness of my heart, I opened hearth and home to him as he seemed to be shivering almost uncontrollably. When I got up this morning, he'd vanished; gone without even so much as a thank you or by your leave...simply gone!
To add injury to insult, he'd peed all over the living room floor! I couldn't believe it! So much for being good to someone so NEVER AGAIN will this women repeat that particular kindness!
Please be warned and watch out for this man as he, apparently, cannot be trusted! He's heavy set, wears a scarf tucked 'round his throat and his eyes are black as coal. His nose looks like a huge carrot and his arms are so skinny they resemble sticks!
Under NO circumstances should you take him into your home! The mess he made in my home is unbelievable and will take days to dry out!
You're welcome.
Ponder this ~ a day without laughter is like a week without sunshine ~ MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Just for a moment you had me going....!
ReplyDeletehahahaha
ReplyDeleteWell, it was easy to lead us on because it did sound just like you! <3
Too funny... and I was getting all worried for your safety. Haha
ReplyDeleteyou did have me going.....then it soaked into my tired bean it's Frosty the Snowman. Hahaha. Blessings to you this chilly day,
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Frosty the Snowman?
ReplyDeleteI would've never thunk it !!!
I was worried for a second there! At least it wasn't actual pee! :D
ReplyDeleteLOL-I love a story-teller! This was perfect! xoDiana
ReplyDeleteHa!
ReplyDeleteI got worried too, but realized at the end it was a snowman, not a real, creepy man, who peed on your floor. :-)
ReplyDeleteHappy Christmas holidays ~ FlowerLady
Now Sandra, you had me going for a minute, this is funny.
ReplyDeletetook a lot of mopping,did he leave a piece of Coal?
Merry merry Christmas. yvonne
Haha!!!!
ReplyDeleteAt least there won't be a smell!
ReplyDeleteoh my goodness! haha!
ReplyDeleteYou had me . . . in fact I was thinking, how could SANDRA do that!
ReplyDeleteAnd then . . . oh my . . . . ". . . pee all over the floor . . ."
Laughing right out loud . . .
A friend on social media had also posted this. It had me going at first, and I was startled to think she'd even consider taking in a strange MAN into her home (she's a single mom). Oddly enough, she had friends comment who didn't get it as a joke, even after she explained it was! This is probably the best story-joke I've seen in a long time. Have a blessed Christmas.
ReplyDeleteFor a minute there I was about to scold you bigtime.
ReplyDeleteWow, Sandra, I was into this big time. You got me. Now I'm going to tell my hubby your tale. xo ♥
ReplyDeleteWell, you had me . . . and I was horrified you let a strange man stay the night!! haha
ReplyDeleteAnd a most Merry Christmas to you Miss. Sandra!
ReplyDeleteYou stinker! that's funny and yes sometimes we entertain angels when we are unaware and sometimes - icier visitors! Good senses of humor really get us through these so called golden years - ho ho ho and keep your powder as well as sense of humor dry!
ReplyDeleteOH!!! Shitt happens!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteOh, you wascally wabbit!
ReplyDeleteOhhh so funny. I honestly believed this at first. I could see you taking in a homeless person as you are one of the most giving and kind hearted persons that I know.
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas dear friend and thank you for my lovely animated cards...
Vicki