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Sunday, April 01, 2012

Sabbath Keeping



 ~ a rooster blew in from God knows where ~

"The fool hath said in his heart, 
There is no God."
~ Psalm 14:1 ~


"An atheist was seated next to a little girl on a plane and he turned to her and asked "Do you want to talk?  Flights go quicker if you strike up conversation with your fellow passenger"
The little girl who had just started to read a book replied, "What do you want to talk about?"

"Oh I don't know" said the atheist, " How about why there is No God, or No heaven or hell or No life after death", as he smiled smugly.

"Ok" she said. "Those could be interesting topics, but let me ask you a question first". A horse, a cow and a deer all eat the same grass, yet a deer excretes pellets, while a
cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"

The atheist, visibly surprised by the girls intelligence, thinks about it and says "I have no idea", to which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss why there is no God, no heaven or hell or no life after death, when you don't know s^^t manure?"

And she went back to reading her book...."



"Judge not according to the appearance, 
but judge righteous judgement."
~ John 7:24 ~


If you'd like your name added to the prayer list, please let me know.


Prayer Keeping ~ Stacie ~ Annie ~ Val ~ Kary ~ Mary ~ Kerrie ~ Ray ~ Ruth ~ Anne ~ Kathy ~ Sandra ~ Timi, Miki, Mira, Mark ~ Adrienne ~ Karena ~ Roland ~ Debbie ~ Beckwith family ~ Lea and family ~ Mildred, John ~ Noelle ~ Geoffrey ~ Terry ~ Angela, Penny and family ~ Daniel, Morgan, Meredith, Tosh ~ Susan, Stephanie ~ Winnie ~ Wanda ~ Steve ~ Gwen ~ Leslie ~ William and Catherine ~ Becky, Rick ~ Misha, J ~ Lilnda, Skip ~ Ryan ~ Roy ~ Tonya ~ me ~

Blessings ~ laughter ~ 


P. S. Please wish Misha a Happy Birthday today!

18 comments:

  1. Anonymous1:07 AM EDT

    Happened upon your site via Splenderosa and so enjoyed these minutes spent here.
    Thank you for providing such a lovely site to all of us out here!

    M.C. Paulson

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  2. great story.
    I'll have to remember this one.

    May you have a splendid Sunday,
    d

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  3. Oh this was a good story! Thank you. Please add my niece Stacie to your prayer list. She is pregnant and has a heart condition and she is cramping badly so is at the hospital now.Thank you

    Hope your Sunday is wonderful.

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  4. people who can't fix their car, have all the answers! LOL


    Warm Aloha from Honolulu
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  5. I like that story...:o)! And the verse before it!

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  6. such a wonderful story I will relate to my friends...God bless...indeed we should judge not by appearance...

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  7. I am passing this one on . . .

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  8. ah yes - a big grin here -

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  9. As always, a pleasure to swing by on Sundays!
    Bless you!
    Courtney

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  10. Haha! Good one Sandra. Sue

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  11. That's priceless. Love it, Sandra. :)
    Have a great week, dear.

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  12. Hello Sandra:
    What a wonderful story!!

    We enjoyed a lovely Palm Sunday service at the Anglican Church of St. Margaret here in Budapest and do wish you every blessing, dear Sandra, at this Eastertide.

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  13. Happy birthday to Misha!! So this rooster just showed up at your place? He is very fine looking!

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  14. Hi Sandra....
    it has been a long time since i've visited your blog... or any blog really.
    i have been on a journey of grief this past year since i lost my sister to cancer.
    every day is hard~ but i look longingly for the promise of heaven. and i am trying hard to find the joy in living again.
    i am so sorry to hear about the loss of your husband.
    i hope that you feel blessings around you and that you feel HIS comforting arms protecting you.
    much love~
    chasity

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  15. that was a good one, i'll try to remember that one, I'm terrible at telling jokes I always messs up.
    I want to tahnkyou for visiting me today, I have enjoyed reading your blog very much and when I read your comment about the geese flying making that sound I knew I had to come visit, your description nailed it!

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  16. Thank you for the light-hearted post. It felt good to have a laugh this morning. I hope this week is fabulous for you.

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