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I am Sandra - faithful steward. listener. shepherd. dream believer. hard worker. collects brass bells, boots. Jesus follower. contented. star gazer. homemaker. farmer. prayer warrior. country woman. reader. traveler. writer. homebody. living life large.

Saturday, February 22, 2014

Laugh With Me...

~ Sam and ChoPaca ~
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone listens:

Man: "Hello."
Woman: "Hi Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
Man: "Yes."
Woman: "I'm at the shop and found a beautiful leather coat. It's only $2,000; is it okay if I buy it?"
Man: "Sure, if you like it that much, buy it."
Woman: "I also stopped by the Lexus dealership to see the new models and saw one I really, really like."
Man: "How much is it?"
Woman: "90,000.00."
Man: "Well, okay, but for that price get all the options."
Woman: "Great, thanks honey. Oh, one more thing...the realtor called and said the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $980,000.00."
Man: "Um. If you're sure you really want that house, make an offer of $900,000.00. They'll probably take it but if not, we'll go the full asking price."
Woman: "Okay, and I'll see you later. I love you!"
Man; "Bye, honey, I love you too."

He hangs up while the other men in the room stare at him in amazement, their mouths wide open.  He turns to them and asks, "Does anyone know who's phone this is?"

Blessings ~ laughter ~

18 comments:

  1. LOLOL! I haven't had an honest laugh at a good joke in a long time, but this was it!

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  2. Thanks for the big smile!

    Love your photo too.

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  3. Ah ... laughter is such good medicine.

    Fondly,
    Glenda

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  4. That's funny, thanks for the laugh!

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  5. Hehehehe! So very funny!

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  6. Moral of the story... don't leave your cell phone unattended, ever !

    Funny .

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  7. That was GREAT!

    Have a lovely Sunday ~ FlowerLady

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  8. Hello Sandra:

    LOVE IT!!

    Have a restful and peaceful Sunday. Love as always, J&L, xxx

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  9. Loved giggling . . .

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  10. chuckling here. good one.

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  11. really cute! grins!

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  12. Laughter is GOOD medicine; glad y'all enjoyed!

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